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border: 0px;" /> (0)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Kol matematikos dėsniai nesiremia realybe, jie nėra neabejotini; kai jie yra neginčytini, jie nesiremia realybe.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20683.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6011" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6011_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6011, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6011_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6011, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (0)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Kas neuždrausta, tas pasireikš.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20687.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6012" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6012_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6012, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6012_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6012, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+1</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Du dalykai yra begaliniai: Visata ir žmogaus kvailumas; nors dėl visatos nesu tikras.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20688.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6013" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6013_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6013, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6013_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6013, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (0)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Kuo trumpesnė eile, tuo lėčiau ji juda.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20961.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6014" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6014_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_half.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6014, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0.3, 1, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6014_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6014, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0.3, 1, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+1</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Įrodymų nebuvimas nėra nebuvimo įrodymas.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_21004.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6015" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6015_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_half.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6015, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0.6, 1, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6015_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6015, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0.6, 1, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+3</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Niekada nieko neišmesk jei nežinai iš kur tai atsirado.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20664.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6016" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6016_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6016, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6016_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6016, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (0)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Bet kuris darbas truks ilgiau nei įsivaizduojate.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20847.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6017" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6017_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6017, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6017_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6017, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+2</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Gardžiausiai atrodantis persikas medyje kabo aukščiau už kitus.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20979.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6018" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6018_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6018, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6018_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6018, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+4</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Niekada nebūna taip paprasta, kaip atrodo.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20977.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6019" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6019_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6019, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6019_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6019, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+6</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Melagis privalo turėti gerą atmintį.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20670.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6020" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6020_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6020, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6020_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6020, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+9</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Neprižiūrimi daiktai iš prastu yra linkę tapti dar prastesniais.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20665.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6021" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6021_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6021, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6021_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6021, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+2</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Daiktas sugenda tada, kai būna labiausiai reikalingas.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20848.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6022" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6022_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6022, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6022_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6022, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+5</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Negalima priversti tešlos iškilti du kartus.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_21003.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6023" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6023_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6023, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6023_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6023, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (0)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Negalima priversti lietaus nuplauti jūsų automobilį.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20693.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6024" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6024_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6024, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6024_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6024, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+3</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Negali pelnyti lito, jo iš ko nors neatimdamas.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_21039.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6025" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6025_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6025, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6025_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6025, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+2</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Draugiško apšaudymo nebūna.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20972.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6026" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6026_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6026, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6026_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6026, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+1</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Pavojingiausias mūšio lauke – karininkas su žemėlapiu.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20974.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6027" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6027_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6027, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6027_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6027, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+1</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Pavojingais laikais išmintingi žmonės tyli.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20679.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6028" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6028_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6028, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6028_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6028, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+2</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Ne kiekvienas klausimas nusipelno atsakymo.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20976.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6029" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6029_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_half.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6029, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0.6, 1, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6029_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6029, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0.6, 1, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+3</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Pasaulis į jūsų duris beldžiasi tik vienu atveju. kai jūs tualete.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20685.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6030" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6030_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6030, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6030_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6030, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+1</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Minutės ilgumas priklauso nuo to, kurioje tualeto durų pusėje esate.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20689.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6031" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6031_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6031, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6031_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6031, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+5</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Kai vanduo pasiekia viršutinį denį, sek paskui žiurkes.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20666.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6032" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6032_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6032, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6032_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6032, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+1</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Kai pasieksi virvės galą, užveržk kilpą ir pasikark.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20962.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6033" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6033_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6033, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6033_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6033, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (0)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Kuo daugiau tikitės iš varžybų, tuo jos bus blankesnės.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20968.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6034" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6034_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6034, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6034_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6034, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (0)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Įdomiausias momentas būna tada, kai jūs išeinate pirkti alaus.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20975.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6035" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6035_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_on.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6035, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6035_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6035, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(1, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /> (<strong>+1</strong>)</div> <div class="x"></div></div></li> <li><p>Nežaisk ten, kur neprašomas dalinai patarimus.</p> <div class="actions"><span class='wpfp-span'><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/star.png' alt='Favorite' title='Favorite' class='wpfp-img' /><img src='../wp-content/plugins/wp-favorite-posts/img/loading.gif' alt='Loading' title='Loading' class='wpfp-hide wpfp-img' /><a class='wpfp-link' href='MS_20678.html' title='' rel='nofollow'></a></span> <div id="post-ratings-6036" class="post-ratings"><img id="rating_6036_1" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_1_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Down" title="Vote This Post Down" onmouseover="current_rating(6036, 1, 'Vote This Post Down');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; border: 0px;" /><img id="rating_6036_2" src="../wp-content/plugins/wp-postratings/images/thumbs/rating_2_off.gif" alt="Vote This Post Up" title="Vote This Post Up" onmouseover="current_rating(6036, 2, 'Vote This Post Up');" onmouseout="ratings_off(0, 0, 0);" onclick="rate_post();" onkeypress="rate_post();" style="cursor: pointer; 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